October 2008
1 post
September 2008
1 post
August 2008
4 posts
"She's my lollypop jawbreaker never fade away..."
“Lollypop Jawbreaker” by The Time
Haikus, white dudes, waiting for the right moves It’s the first night, but I all ready like you I really wanna kiss, thinking what might that prove I don’t wanna be rude, I wanna wait ‘til the mood’s right Talking bout hickies holding hands in the moonlight You wear all My favorite colors from the yellows to the reds To the...
July 2008
8 posts
Taking My Sweet Time
Just want to assure you, I’m still working on my jawbreaker. Will have some photos and weigh-in data sometime in the near future. In the meantime, according to the Interwebs, “It would take 4.7 years for a frog to consume an entire MegaBruiser*!” I have no idea if this is remotely true (it’s probably not).
*”MegaBruiser” is a particular brand of 1-pound...
How Much Progress Did I Make in 40 Minutes?
My food scale arrived this week, which means two things:
1) we’ll soon know exactly how much sugar I’ve eaten so far (assuming the jawbreaker weighed a solid 1-lb to start)
2) based on the 40 minutes of lick-time i’ve logged thus far, i should be able to calculate roughly how long it will take to finish this badboy. (semi-educated guess: 100 hours of licking?)
June 2008
2 posts
