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when i was 9,
i started one of these ridiculous 1-lb jawbreakers. it sat half-licked in a plastic baggie in my nightstand for a year before someone made me throw it away. not this time. i vow to finish this jawbreaker...
even if it kills me.

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session 1  25 minutes of intermittent licking last night. the first dozen licks were a challenge. there’s a fairly rough texture on the outside. but my mouth kept at it and soon that sweet sweet, color-changing jb revealed itself. went to bed feeling awesome and accomplished and hopeful until i woke up this morning with a sore tongue. no joke, i pulled my tongue muscle. lesson learned: from now on, stationary licking only. I’m a gonna hold my tongue steady and move the jawbreaker.

session 1 

25 minutes of intermittent licking last night. the first dozen licks were a challenge. there’s a fairly rough texture on the outside. but my mouth kept at it and soon that sweet sweet, color-changing jb revealed itself. went to bed feeling awesome and accomplished and hopeful until i woke up this morning with a sore tongue. no joke, i pulled my tongue muscle. lesson learned: from now on, stationary licking only. I’m a gonna hold my tongue steady and move the jawbreaker.