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when i was 9,
i started one of these ridiculous 1-lb jawbreakers. it sat half-licked in a plastic baggie in my nightstand for a year before someone made me throw it away. not this time. i vow to finish this jawbreaker...
even if it kills me.

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I’ll be weighing my JB tonite when I get home, but until then, BEHOLD! Wil Wheaton’s review of the classic 1982 videogame “Jawbreaker”: At the end of each level, a cute little toothbrush comes out and scrubs your little chompy teeth clean. A few people have asked whether I am brushing more often. YES, I brush right after every lick session. Getting cavities due to this challenge would be worth it, but I’m still doing what I can to be as hygenic as possible.

I’ll be weighing my JB tonite when I get home, but until then, BEHOLD!

Wil Wheaton’s review of the classic 1982 videogame “Jawbreaker”:

At the end of each level, a cute little toothbrush comes out and scrubs your little chompy teeth clean.

A few people have asked whether I am brushing more often. YES, I brush right after every lick session. Getting cavities due to this challenge would be worth it, but I’m still doing what I can to be as hygenic as possible.