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when i was 9,
i started one of these ridiculous 1-lb jawbreakers. it sat half-licked in a plastic baggie in my nightstand for a year before someone made me throw it away. not this time. i vow to finish this jawbreaker...
even if it kills me.

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It’s official. I’ve consumed 2.15 ounces of sugar in the 40 minutes of licking I’ve mustered thus far. This is, of course, presuming the “mega 1-lb jawbreaker” was precisely 16 ounces, as advertised. That leaves me with 13.85 ounces, which translates to 554 minutes or 9.23 hours of licking. Since 15 minutes is pretty much my tongue’s limit, I should be done with this thing after another 37 sessions, give or take. Good thing I’m keeping this sucker in the fridge.

It’s official. I’ve consumed 2.15 ounces of sugar in the 40 minutes of licking I’ve mustered thus far. This is, of course, presuming the “mega 1-lb jawbreaker” was precisely 16 ounces, as advertised. That leaves me with 13.85 ounces, which translates to 554 minutes or 9.23 hours of licking. Since 15 minutes is pretty much my tongue’s limit, I should be done with this thing after another 37 sessions, give or take. Good thing I’m keeping this sucker in the fridge.

  1. blowsaing reblogged this from andwall and added:
    a giant jawbreaker makes me laugh.
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