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when i was 9,
i started one of these ridiculous 1-lb jawbreakers. it sat half-licked in a plastic baggie in my nightstand for a year before someone made me throw it away. not this time. i vow to finish this jawbreaker...
even if it kills me.

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Taking My Sweet Time

Just want to assure you, I’m still working on my jawbreaker. Will have some photos and weigh-in data sometime in the near future. In the meantime, according to the Interwebs, “It would take 4.7 years for a frog to consume an entire MegaBruiser*!” I have no idea if this is remotely true (it’s probably not).

*”MegaBruiser” is a particular brand of 1-pound jawbreaker